Saturday, October 25, 2008

In Quick Response

“By the way...do we need protection from the influence of satin? Or Satan? Just wondered if you had a fabric addiction I didn't know about! Haha!”
– Camille Miller -

I am writing this “quickie” (all you married droids get your mind out of the gutter) for two reasons. First, I want my fans, aka “followers of this blog” to know that I am very attentive to their deepest wishes and desires, and also to address the above protest coming from Camille Miller of Boise, Idaho (my Joe the plumber).
Ya’ll should read the entry again, or maybe just the last paragraph, take your pick. It is in this paragraph that an important change has occurred. A name and therefore meaning has changed altogether. Our intelligent team of editors have gone through and painstakingly revised the latest entry with the desire to achieve a more satisfying read.
The second edition includes one very important modification and that is the changing of the name Satin (which I also treat with much trepidation, I have a problem with fetishism) to Satan, the real damaging force. But lets all be honest, satin can be equally damaging to a girls figure. We must also remember that misspelled words only add a little more CANDY into the equation because what is a piece of Candace literature without a little oooooppppppsssssiiiieeee?

“XOXO” Candy

p.s - while you are blog surfing check out the latest blog entry I love. No not spiritual, but funny (in my opinion) because of the person who wrote it. Quick read, check it out. http://dreadeyoung.blogspot.com/

1 comment:

Camille said...

You make me laugh--I cut and pasted a copy of your blog and sent it to Zach so that he can be edified by your amazingness. I was editing with humor not criticism by the way. Love you.